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The Attention Whorus-saurus by Egglings The Attention Whorus-saurus by Egglings
I'll write a bio later; maybe tomorrow.

I feel too lazy right now :T
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"sodont do guys por life is cool." Did you know that in my country, "por" means "by".
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official-izzy Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha ha, the signatures linking to me are so funny. :XD:
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DarkPaladin44 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013
allow me ma'am: in the mid-Cretaceous period there lived an overly flamboyant and irritating dinosaur related to the anklosaurus with the scientific name Agoraphillus Lustardae(hooray for butchered latin words) or simply the Attention Whore-a-saurus. this creature is for the most part, a herbivore but is known to have an all-consuming desire for attention and feels as though it cannot survive without it.

fortunately for this creature, it possesses a few adaptations for getting that craved attention. first, the Attention whore-a-saurus is a manipulative BS artist that came up with threats and self-insults to gain the sympathy of dim-witted creatures and white-knight-adons coming in to supposedly "save" the Attention Whore-a-saurus. each Attention Whore-a-saurus is an ungrateful little brat in behavior and typically whines about how hard her life is even though she has the necessary tools for her hobby and has parents that were nice enough to give her such things.

regardless of whether the Attention Whore-a-saurus has any prior knowledge of the subject it will say or post anything just for a steady stream of likes and this strategy has helped it survive during it's period of existance.

It is also important to note that each Attention-Whore-a-saurus sports lots of make-up, more piercings than necessary, dresses like a prostitute, and has a large gallery of "deep" wolf art and self-photos with duck-faces, Cleavage shots, and Ass shots the fans always ask for more of. Thankfully they were driven to extinction by Trollasauruses, Moderatorasauruses, and a very long server maintenence of Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter that Occurred back then.

this good?
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Egglings Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
bueno.
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DarkPaladin44 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
Glad to be of service.
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TehPurpleKitty Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
That remind me when I was on !TeenagerLife :iconfacepalmplz: oh gosh I was just stupid xD

btw, when will you make a bio ? :>
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Egglings Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012
Pfft I don't know. I'm lazy.
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TehPurpleKitty Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Oh okay then ~
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DesuShitfaceMcNigger Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This sort of reminds me of Jessi Slaughter for some reason lol.
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Flannel-Crusader Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
"So today I started my period; it really sucks because my mum makes me use pads instead of tampons like all the girls at school use. Also, my boyfriend broke up with me.....PLEASE MAKE ME FANART OR I WILL CUT MYSELF! Please. I'm going to commit suicide; sorry, but everbody hates me. Today, someone's signature said my gallery is the worst; why do people do that? I hate them; they're just jealous of my internet-popularity. They're dicks who need to burn in hell because they suck. ABORTION IS SO MEAN! It's, like, killing babies! My mum says that Jesus hates you if you do it, so don't guys; pro-life is cool! My boyfriend says he will come kill me with a shotgun, and my mum and I are so worried about losing our lives and stuff. My Daddy took away my iPad, and now I'm going to die without my Owl City, Lady Gaga and Coldplay. Charlie the Unicorn is so funny! My friend has a t-shirt of it; lucky bitch. I bet her dad doesn't hate her and take away her iPad like my dad does.....FUCK HIM! He ruined my life, stole my music, and now I can't draw anything but crying wolves, because it's super deep to draw wolves."

I feel dirty now.
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Egglings Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
How you were able to read and translate that is beyond me.

:iconfreeinternetplz:
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:iconflannel-crusader:
Flannel-Crusader Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
It actually wasn't that hard.....technically.

It was very hard on my soul.
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Egglings Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
If I hadn't already sold mine to the devil, it would've been hard to write it.
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Flannel-Crusader Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
Yeah, I doubt Beelzebub would really want anything with mine now...I'll have to put it in the bargain bin out the front of one of those crappy $2 Shops, and it'll sit, languishing pathetically under a lurid shell of clearance stickers for time immemorial.
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Exorciststuck Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I could read the whole thing?
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Crabtreemonster Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
needs bigger, plastic filled tits.
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Sindergosa Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011
.....:rofl:
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Haayls Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Student General Artist
"Attention Whore" always brings about a thought of this one scene girl named Evelyn I know that nobody likes but my friend Mellie invites her to her parties and events, I think, out of sympathy because I can't figure out any other reason to invite the girl. She always dresses slutty, showing cleavage like no other and flirts with random guys at the party (even though she already has a boyfriend) and then she later complains that "I'm so fat!" and "No boy would ever think I'm beautiful! :iconbawwplz:" I remember at one of the parties, some of my other friends that didn't know Evelyn very well made the mistake of giving the bitch what she wanted saying, "Don't worry, you're pretty!" I was so tempted to pull my friends aside and say, "Don't fall for her bullshit."

Anyway, long rant aside. This is freakin' hilarious. xD
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Egglings Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011
We all know somebody like that, haha. You're not alone, brah.

And thank you :)
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Haayls Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Student General Artist
:highfive:
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Accelgors Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011
The three dinosaurs on the right are both annoying and adorable.
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ONI-Defense Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Am I the only one that noticed it says Trollosaurus in the background? :lol:
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Egglings Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011
It's my watermark.

The picture was stolen not long ago (it was taken down shortly therafter, though), and I needed to watermark it.
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ONI-Defense Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I see.

Now I have to say this is very accurate to a majority of dA's attention whores.
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Kai-Dragoness Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
aw come on now dont diss coldplay XD
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Egglings Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011
I'm not dissing coldplay, haha. It's just that artists like coldplay and owl city are a common taste among desucats and wolfaboos.

I actually happen to like coldplay a lot.
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Kai-Dragoness Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ah okay. i love coldplay :D i want to go see them in concert so bad XD they're playing near me on like, june 22nd...im trying to hint off to my boyfriend hoping he'll get the hint and buy me tickets XD

but i dont know what owl city is O_o
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Flannel-Crusader Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
You don't wanna know. Actually......nah, you don't wanna know.
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Kai-Dragoness Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
wow is it that bad? XD
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Flannel-Crusader Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
Nah, they're not the WORST band I've ever heard, but their uninventive use of autotune makes me want to hurt puppies.
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Kai-Dragoness Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
EW AUTOTUNE fuck that shit. now i know for sure i dont want to check them out for curiosity. autotune is an automatic no for me.
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ColorApocalypse Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Student General Artist
Hehe shatgun xD
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Veninax Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
These are pure genius.
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JellyBeanAddict27 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I found another one:
The Wolfaboosaurus:meow:
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Egglings Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2011
Haha, great. I might do that if I have the time.
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AnarchisThinker Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2011
I can somehow understand that the Attention Whorus saurus was taking about her boyfriend breaking up with her, commiting suicide because everyone 'hates' her today, somebody have a signature that says her gallery's the worse (Yours. :iconheplz:), people being jealous because of her internet 'popularity', along with abortion being like killing babies, her mum saying that Jesus hates you if you do something, I don't know, About how her boyfriend could kill her with a shotgun, that her and her mum are worried about losing their stuff, how her dad took her iPad and now she can't live without her Owl City and Lady Gaga albums along with her coldplay, even though so many people in Africa live without food for many days of the year, Charlie the unicorn being funny and how her friend has a t-shirt of it and how her friend's dad doesn't hate his daughter and doesn't take her iPad like her own dad does and tells him to fuck himself because he 'stole' her life and music. And apparently, she is incapable of doing anything but one thing because of a lack of an overpriced iPhone, at least in my opinion.

Did I get every single detail here? XD Actually, scratch that, I only managed to translate like about half of her garbage. :lol:
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Egglings Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011
^this.
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AnarchisThinker Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011
You mean on how I got about half of it right? Or I hope, at least.
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XxBlissedIdiotxX Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Words cannot describe how much I love this XD
I love your style bro <3
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Sweet-Patricia Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Student Digital Artist
oh gog










gurl boner
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TragicRewrite Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
What really sucks is that there are SO MANY of these fucktards on dA.
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CockSoup Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol I love the fact that you gave her an adams apple.
I was able to make out some of what she was rambling about, that pretty much sums up most of the attention whores on the internet.
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Vmmc385 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
After all, WHO KNOWS IF IT'S A SHE.


Just sayin', that's all.
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CockSoup Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good point.
Maybe it's a he/she.
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Poppy664 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011
lol I love this! Favorited and watched.
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Poppy664 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011
Oh, I am already watching you... hehe
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inovationhtf Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I somehow managed to read some of the text in the speech bubble a bit... :o
Anyway, attention whores are the way too many around here... :no:

Oh, one more thing, is it me or does the Attention Whorus-saurus' tail look like an Ankylosaur's?
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Kuro-Churro Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol. too many of them on deviantart, and their "supporters"
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TragicRewrite Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yeah, the idiotic "white knights" who get all upset and scream/report anyone who calls the attention whore out on being one? I hate 'em all, but you can't find drama quite like that anywhere else lol.
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Kuro-Churro Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
exactly
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