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The Attention Whorus-saurus by Egglings The Attention Whorus-saurus by Egglings
I'll write a bio later; maybe tomorrow.

I feel too lazy right now :T
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"sodont do guys por life is cool." Did you know that in my country, "por" means "by".
official-izzy Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha ha, the signatures linking to me are so funny. :XD:
DarkPaladin44 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013
allow me ma'am: in the mid-Cretaceous period there lived an overly flamboyant and irritating dinosaur related to the anklosaurus with the scientific name Agoraphillus Lustardae(hooray for butchered latin words) or simply the Attention Whore-a-saurus. this creature is for the most part, a herbivore but is known to have an all-consuming desire for attention and feels as though it cannot survive without it.

fortunately for this creature, it possesses a few adaptations for getting that craved attention. first, the Attention whore-a-saurus is a manipulative BS artist that came up with threats and self-insults to gain the sympathy of dim-witted creatures and white-knight-adons coming in to supposedly "save" the Attention Whore-a-saurus. each Attention Whore-a-saurus is an ungrateful little brat in behavior and typically whines about how hard her life is even though she has the necessary tools for her hobby and has parents that were nice enough to give her such things.

regardless of whether the Attention Whore-a-saurus has any prior knowledge of the subject it will say or post anything just for a steady stream of likes and this strategy has helped it survive during it's period of existance.

It is also important to note that each Attention-Whore-a-saurus sports lots of make-up, more piercings than necessary, dresses like a prostitute, and has a large gallery of "deep" wolf art and self-photos with duck-faces, Cleavage shots, and Ass shots the fans always ask for more of. Thankfully they were driven to extinction by Trollasauruses, Moderatorasauruses, and a very long server maintenence of Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter that Occurred back then.

this good?
Egglings Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
DarkPaladin44 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
Glad to be of service.
TehPurpleKitty Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
That remind me when I was on !TeenagerLife :iconfacepalmplz: oh gosh I was just stupid xD

btw, when will you make a bio ? :>
Egglings Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012
Pfft I don't know. I'm lazy.
TehPurpleKitty Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Oh okay then ~
DesuShitfaceMcNigger Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This sort of reminds me of Jessi Slaughter for some reason lol.
Flannel-Crusader Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
"So today I started my period; it really sucks because my mum makes me use pads instead of tampons like all the girls at school use. Also, my boyfriend broke up with me.....PLEASE MAKE ME FANART OR I WILL CUT MYSELF! Please. I'm going to commit suicide; sorry, but everbody hates me. Today, someone's signature said my gallery is the worst; why do people do that? I hate them; they're just jealous of my internet-popularity. They're dicks who need to burn in hell because they suck. ABORTION IS SO MEAN! It's, like, killing babies! My mum says that Jesus hates you if you do it, so don't guys; pro-life is cool! My boyfriend says he will come kill me with a shotgun, and my mum and I are so worried about losing our lives and stuff. My Daddy took away my iPad, and now I'm going to die without my Owl City, Lady Gaga and Coldplay. Charlie the Unicorn is so funny! My friend has a t-shirt of it; lucky bitch. I bet her dad doesn't hate her and take away her iPad like my dad does.....FUCK HIM! He ruined my life, stole my music, and now I can't draw anything but crying wolves, because it's super deep to draw wolves."

I feel dirty now.
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